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Mortal Kombat review-ality
Gamers like me have been playing Mortal Kombat and can tell if it’s crap or not. So what happens when you get old school gameplay but give it next-Gen graphics. You get one of the best fighting game experiences ever.
Gameplay:
It’s what everyone wanted its not like the PS2(xbox also) where it’s stupid and not giving the series the good name they had. It’s a 2D style but with fully modeled 3D characters.
It’s how it always should of been and the new editions like X-ray moves don’t make it stupid at all. X-ray is a move where you fill up your super bar at the bottom and you do some insane move which follows with an x-ray of your messed up body. To me It’s the little things that matter cause The WoopsyMan was finally brought back. The arena’s have cool things happening in the background like two ninjas fighting.
The fatalities are brutal again not like MkvsDc where all the fatalities were very PG and doesn’t strike fear in me at all. But in this game if you slice someone from the crotch-up it will be heavily detailed. Don’t worry you won’t see a dangling penis when you do that. But in the midst of fighting a person theyre clothes or skin tear off but when it’s a female you’d think they’d be naked at a certain point cause they’re tits are so swollen you’d think they’d bust out of the suit in the first place.(Sidenote it’s easier to look up the fatalities on the Internet instead of finding them in the krypt) and they’re Babalities.
Story:
Just like MkvsDc you play as different characters who are all in the first movie or game and you end up in the second game and go up and higher and higher. Sorry to say but I can’t say anything else without spoiling cause the story is great.
Features:
Their is a challenge tower where you do over a hundred fun and crazy challenges. They brought back test your might,sight,luck,and sight. Test your luck Is the greatest when playing with a couch buddy. They brought back the tag team which you could do co-op on the ladder or go head-to-head. Theyres a krypt where you can buy things with ingame money.
I know it’s very important to play every feature including online but I don’t have gold and it wasn’t my xbox anyways.
Characters:
Almost all the legenday characters are brought back and they may not look or have the same moves but they’re still great especially Kabal,Scorpion,and Cyrax who are my 3 all time favorite characters from the game. People like Shang Tsung can’t turn into anybody like he does in the old ones where he could turn into anybody which was my favorite thing about him.
All the females in the game have super large breast which I know some people could get off to but Its still not those things you can play with your girlfriend or mom around. Its not bad as DukeNukems sexual themes incase of your getting scared but they’re is a part if you win with Jade she would use her staff as a stripper pole.
All of them still have disadvantages like moving to slow or difficult moves that should be simple. Some powers are overpowered(if they’re was a pun it wasnt intended).
Summary:
It’s a great game it kills my favorite mk game: MK:Trilogy which had alot of awsome characters. It’s still a great game to play while friends or family are around.
A
One of the only games I played for 4hr’s straight without getting bored and playing Uncharted2.
Mass Effect 2 review
This Is the type of game that’ll make you lose your social life in the best way possible
Ok lets Start
Story:
The game starts off with your character Commander Shepard male/female and the worst thing ever happens to you, you die.
Then you are Ressurected by an unreliable group named cerberus which is ran by a guy that has too many fuckin cigarettes. Your trust for them can be your choice cause they don’t have the cleanest record out there
The whole game your building up your dreamteam and set off for an adventure that can possibly kill you.
Gameplay:
After being ressurected you create a character select an origin and choose a class itll all be permanent and effect how you play in more ways than one. This is a third person shooter(Not gears of war) where your teammates and you are well developed story wise and gameplay wise. It’s set up to where you can hold 5weapons sniper,machine gun,pistol,heavy weapon, and shotgun. All of those weapons are actually useful especially depending on what class you are.
Besides all the shooting in the game the actual different part of the gameplay which is my personal favorite part You Can Talk!! You can be a total pushover or a hardass or both. You can choose to be agressive kind nuetral or interrogate.
Don’t believe what people say when they talk about big changes in the story cause I think the ending was a missed oportunity like it should of been If you treat a crewmember like shit they should kill you at the end, kinda like in silent hill if you stare at a knife too much you kill yourself at the end. I beat the game once I almost all my characters died and DumbStin said all his characters live which is something I’m ok with cause it’s my story and if someone dies I want it to be that way.
Features:
Since it’s an EA game and there’s no online they still found a way to make you pay for a bullshit code
The Cerberus Code it gives you bullshit weapons and costumes I don’t have it cause mine isn’t new.
You can import your MassEffect character from the first game but the only thing your importing is your look and relationships or dead character so it can affect a few parts of the story.
Graphics:
I cant say that much other than that it’s like Unreal Engine3 where everything looks great far away but looks like shit up close. Your character looks as good as the other characters
The colors are very dark and not very beautiful which is something I appreciate but when it came to the earthlike terrain it was to dark and turned me off..
The Verdict
This game has real high replay value and you’ll want to reenter Ballsrog favorite spot ever the Omega which has alien strippers
+A
Great game and can’t wait for the Third
Uncharted 2 review
Disclaimer:This is all the opinion of HBHound/HelllHound and if your not sold check out another or more professional review
Ok let’s start
Story:
You play as Nathan drake an explored that has nothing better to do, because he’s searching for the secrets of Marco polo but your roadblock is a badass named Lezarbitch(a.k.a. Lezarivitch)
It’s pretty much “Indiana Jones:The crystal skull” if you’ve ever seen that cause it’s exactly like it including the scenarios except the kid and the baby mama
Gameplay:
EPIC…I admit I’m wrong I’ve bashed this game ever since it came out mostly because all I had was an xbox and I played gears of war all the time
But Now I found out I was wrong and it’s like gears of war and enslaved and call of duty put together.it’s a third person shooter where you can beat the fuck out of people,platform,and Pop a cap. You can hang onto a ledge and lean over it to shoot someone with your pistol.
The point is you can be running around on the ground rappin people wit Yo AK or you can do something not lots of games let you do , fun and strategic platforming.
It’s great trust me take it from someone who feels like an idiot for bashing it in the first place
Graphics:
I guess I’m blind because every person on the Internet says this looks better than killzone2(Best graphic ever to me) and I disagree I don’t give a fuck if the art style didn’t want things to look ultra fuckin realistic. Overall their descent to me.
Features:
Its packaged with Single-player(I’m not fond of) and Multiple-player(best part to me). I’m still the guy that hates Wat people love and love Wat people hate, on that note the single player didnt do it for me except the last mission,But the multiplayer is what everybody didn’t like but I would still buy this game if it was multiplayer only.. In multiplayer of course you have deathmatch,king of the hill,Horde,and hella other cool shit.and the community has alot of females on it and knowone says “You Vagina having motherfucker why are you playing games”.
Characters:
This isn’t important but I’m happy with the character design and their personalitys
And the female characters werent just their to look at and get in your way a lot, they actually have a purpose
They’re hot without really being Sexualized which is something I wanted a show,comic,game, or anything to do for a while.
Overall:
Just because these are the guys that made the best game ever(Jak3) doesn’t mean I’m gonna be nice
-A
It would of been higher if the story gauged my attention it’s not a good story if you get interested at the end, not saying I hate the singleplayer It just didn’t do it for me..I’m giving a good grade for animation,gameplay,and multiplayer..
Q.HelllHound/HBHound why do you review hella old games or games we never heard of
A.Because these reviews were made to remind you or inform you about a game you never heard of or forgot
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Welcome I’m HBHound
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